Before leaving home, bring:
- Power strip
- Laptop, laptop power cable
- Cell phone, cell charger
- Digital camera, with working SD card
- Box of Windows-oriented DVDs, and Ubuntu CDs, and Mac-oriented DVDs
At 9 AM, get to venue.
While there, ask http://www.theupsstorelocal.com/0681/ about:
- Printing welcome sheet, x100 
- Printing drink tickets
At 9:30 AM, configure mizmo's laptop to do VGA out.
At 10 AM, start getting Ignite talkers to find me and give me slides. Configure freedeb's laptop to do VGA out.
At 10:30 AM, introduce the event (BRIEFLY) and freedeb and mizmo.
At 11 AM, introduce Ignite format.
At last, smeoone comes up with the "right" answer!